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5 Reasons I Would Die On Naked And Afraid

I have watched every episode of Naked and Afraid since it premiered, so when the series sent me a bow drill, my surroundings got all wavy and I imagined myself on the Discovery survival series. I quickly came to the conclusion that I would die. Or maybe not. Here’s why … My Blur Would Be Too Big. At first glance, this may not seem potentially fatal, but believe me, my bosoms might prove deadly. First of all, one of the camera people might have a heart attack when I unleash my bounty. Or someone may get so distracted by seeing me […]

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Get Tough in the Buff — Naked and Afraid Season 5

  Get ready to get naked; Discovery’s Naked and Afraid returns for a new season on Sunday, March 13 at 10pm ET/PT. For 21 days, one man and one woman – meeting for the first time in the nude – and tasked to survive in some of the world’s most extreme environments … with no food, water or clothes. This season, a new crop of survivalists will tackle international locations from Australia to Croatia and Canada, along with domestic destinations in Alabama and Texas. They’ll suffer hostile climates, encountering deadly animals and will endure emotional turmoil in their quests to create shelter, […]

Naked And Afraid "All or Nothing"
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Recap: Naked And Afraid “All or Nothing” Season 5, Episode 5

This week, two new brave survivalists have accepted the challenge in Naked And Afraid “All or Nothing.” Their home for the next three weeks is West Nalaut, the Philippines. This tropical paradise is hella hot and humid hides many creepy-crawly (and deadly) secrets in its lush jungles including dengue fever-carrying mosquitos and the Philippine cobra, whose bite can kill a human in less than 30 minutes. Let’s meet the chosen two… Jeremy McCaa Age: 38 years old Occupation: Construction Current Residence: Monroe, Louisiana Relationship Status: Married Survival Skills: Hunting, Animal tracking, Primitive shelter building, Friction fire My favorite thing about Jeremy? […]

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Recap: Naked And Afraid “The Swarm” Season 5, Episode 4

This week we’re heading back to Panama. Naked and Afraid headed here in Season 1  —remember how Clint burned his man-parts? — but this time we’re heading to Isla San Jose. And the drama of the episode precedes insertion: while on a pre-production meeting, the production crew is attacked by a swarm of Africanized bees. After the fully-dressed crew was stung hundreds of times (and nearly killed by the venom) how are the naked survivalists going to fare? Let’s find out! Tara Skubella Age: 41 Current Residence: Hartsel, Colorado Relationship Status: Married Tara says her survival skills include: Land Navigation, Water Sourcing/Purification, Bow Drill […]

Naked and Afraid “The Darkest Hour”

Recap: Naked and Afraid “The Darkest Hour” Season 5, Episode 3

This week we’re heading back to Namibia, an area we last visited in Season 3. Africa is home to the “Big 5” predators: Cape buffalo, African lion, Black rhino, nocturnal leopard and African elephant. This time, we’ll be spending time in the Zamvezi Region, in the country’s northeast panhandle, where our survivalists may also encounter hippopotamus, which kill 4000 people each year. Joe Brandl Age: 55 years old Occupation: Professional Hide Tanner & Survival Instructor Current Residence: Dubois, Wyoming Relationship Status: Newly Married Survival Skills: Knots/Lashings, Shelters, Adaptability Starting PSR: 7.1 out of 10.0 Joe has seemingly spent most of […]

Naked and Afraid: "Fear The Unknown" Season 5, Episode 2

Recap: Naked and Afraid: “Fear The Unknown” Season 5, Episode 2

Hop aboard the party plane, N&A fans (can we call ourselves Nudies or something?): we’re heading to Belize for Naked and Afraid: “Fear the Unknown”. And on this three-week vacation, we’re not going to the Belize Barrier Reef or the amazing Great Blue Hole, we’re heading inland to the jungle. It’s gonna be humid in Central America, and when Naked and Afraid goes to the moist places, you and this week’s survivalists can look forward to bugs, bugs and more bugs! And also big scary stuff like Tapirs and jaguars and poisonous frogs, black widow spiders and snakes. And also […]

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Recap: Naked and Afraid Season 5 Premiere “Foresaken”

Welcome back, Naked and Afraid fans! Season 5 of the Discovery series returns to the standard, “2 people, 21 days format” and kicks off in frequent N&A territory, Panama. This week’s survivalists — Gary and Kim — try to survive a Panamanian panic for three weeks. For this excursion, we’re in the thick jungles of  San Jose Island. While it looks like a tropical paradise, a closer inspection reveals: Wild boar Venomous Spiders 10-foot long Boas Swarms of insects, like sand flies. Scorching days and freezing nights. Let’s meet this week’s crazy kids… Kim Kelly Age: 23 Occupation: Baker Current Residence: Moab, […]

Naked And Afraid Season Premiere

Preview Clip From Naked And Afraid Season Premiere

Naked and Afraid returns Sunday at 10pm ET/9pm CT, and in the season premiere “Forsaken,” Panamanian survivalists Gary and Kim have very different beliefs when it comes to cuddle time. Check out the clip below! So what do you think? Is Gary a selfish prude who wants to keep his tummy-furnace to himself, or is Kim’s request asking too much of her conservative Christian partner? I’m totally #teamCuddle, and I hope Kim can win Gary over with a fanny-to-fanny compromise. Kim also should look into heating up rocks into the fire and placing them near her body at night-night time. […]

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Discovery Announces Premiere Date For Naked and Afraid, Season 5

A new season of Naked and Afraid, Discovery Channel’s top series, premieres Oct. 4 and is returning to the composition that made it the No. 1 unscripted series on cable TV. After a summertime all-star adventure — Naked and Afraid XL — where 12 former contestants tried to survive in Colombia for 40 days, Naked and Afraid has returned to its familiar 2-person, 21-day format. Each week on Naked and Afraid, a new pair of strangers — one man and one woman — are stranded in a remote and exotic environment. The duo’s members are both survival experts, but they must begin […]

Naked and Afraid XL Reunion

Recap: Naked and Afraid XL Reunion: “Dirty Dozen Return”

This reunion seems to have been recorded before the entire series has aired, so who knows if any of the participants had the change to see what horses’ fannies some of them have been? Hopefully the producers will show some key moments so we get to see the group’s reaction to some of the behaviors of their fellow participants. I was hoping that tonight’s moderator was going to be Josh Wolf of Naked After Dark fame, he’s hilarious and has a sense of humor that would dissipate tension. And he loves “Adult Show & Tell,” so he could have everyone […]