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Discovery Channel Alaskan Bush People Recap: High Tide Housing

On Discovery Channel’s Alaskan Bush People episode “High Tide Housing” (June 10), an unexpected visit from the mayor of Hoonah may forever change the face of Browntown. And the family must rally around strong man Gabe when the opportunity to realize a lifelong dream comes with serious risks. Go Here For All Of Your AWESOME And EXXXTREME Alaskan Bush People Needs! This “not lost” episode of Alaskan Bush People opens where all episodes should: at the Hoonah dump. Except this time it’s Noah, not Matt, who gets to play with the ghost of Kenny from the junkyard. Noah’s browsing Kenny’s inventory of […]

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Discovery Channel’s Alaskan Bush People Recap: Surviving The Lower 48

In Discovery Channel’s Alaskan Bush People special episode “Surviving the Lower 48,” to save the wolf pack from going stir crazy during Billy’s medical treatment, the family heeds the call of the wild and goes on an adventure even further into the Lower 48. Go Here For All Of Your AWESOME And EXXXTREME Alaskan Bush People Needs! Here we have what Our Dear Narrator refers to as a “lost episode.” This makes even less sense than that one episode made from “lost footage.” Park Slope sure does lose a lot of stuff. So they’re telling me that this episode was filmed and edited […]

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Discovery Channel Alaskan Bush People recap: Growing the Wolfpack

Go Here For All Of Your AWESOME And EXXXTREME Alaskan Bush People Needs! In Season 4, Episode 4 of Discovery Channel’s Alaskan Bush People, “Growing the Wolfpack” (May 27), the Browns take advantage of an early spring to make progress on unfinished business. But a visitor from Billy’s distant past brings potential to undermine the future of Browntown and what means to be a member of the wolfpack.   Spring has come early to Chicago Bears Island. The Good Lord and drastic climate change have given the Browns an opportunity to catch up on various chores and projects that were neglected over the […]

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Discovery Channel Alaskan Bush People recap: Winter Watch

Go Here For All Of Your AWESOME And EXXXTREME Alaskan Bush People Needs! In Season 4, Episode 3 of Discovery Channel’s Alaskan Bush People, “Winter Watch” (May 20), Billy sees an opportunity to tie up loose ends, fortify his connection with the bush, and keep his family close with a visit to the winter watch of Excursion Inlet. Along the way, a failing anchor changes everything. In Loving Memory … I hope you’re all ready to “fortify your connection with the bush,” because I sure as hell am after last week’s carnival of crap. This week’s episode, “Winter Watch,” is a rather […]

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Discovery Channel Alaskan Bush People recap: Driving Miss Rainy

Go Here For All Of Your AWESOME And EXXXTREME Alaskan Bush People Needs! In Discovery Channel’s Alaskan Bush People Season 4, Episode 2 “Driving Miss Rainy” (May 13), Noah stays behind to continue repairs to Browntown; the rest of the wolf pack embark on their riskiest haul yet with the aim of securing the skiff they need. Future generations will study the horribly titled “Driving Miss Rainy” episode as an example of Alaskan Bush People at the peak of its shittiness. It contains every phony ABP trope, cliche and gimmick that’s been played out in various forms over the past three seasons. On […]

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Discovery Channel Alaskan Bush People recap: The Wolf Pack Returns

Go Here For All Of Your AWESOME And EXXXTREME Alaskan Bush People Needs! In Discovery Channel’s Alaskan Bush People Season 4 premiere episode “The Wolfpack Returns” (May 6), the Browns return to their homestead in Alaska after three months. They’re going to rebuild their home, but need to take on a risky hauling job to make it happen. Welcome back, friends. It’s time to head for the mountains…   The Browns have spent three months in Seattle while Billy gets treatment for Billy Brown Syndrome. But the doctors say that Billy’s seizure disorder is in remission, and now he and his family are […]

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Discovery Channel’s Alaskan Bush People recap: Browntown or Bust

Go Here For All Of Your AWESOME And EXXXTREME Alaskan Bush People Needs! In Discovery Channel’s Alaskan Bush People Season 4 preview episode “Browntown or Bust” (April 29), the Browns look back at what they miss most about Alaska while Billy sought medical treatment in Seattle. Also included are never-before-seen footage from past seasons and sneak previews of Season 4. 7 things we want to see (but won’t) in Alaskan Bush People Season 4 Brownton Abbey has been silent for months. Bears roam the land with impunity. Fish are safe from bludgeoning. Kenny’s body lies a’mouldering in the root cellar. But this tranquil […]

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7 things we want to see (but won’t) in Alaskan Bush People Season 4

Go Here For All Of Your AWESOME And EXXXTREME Alaskan Bush People Needs! [Update: Discovery airs the “Browntown or Bust” Alaskan Bush People season preview special on Friday, April 29, at 9pm ET/PT. Here’s the description from Discovery: “As the Browns ready to return home from the Lower 48, we look back on what they miss the most about Alaska. And in never before seen footage we get a glimpse of what it takes to make the series, along with exclusive sneak peeks of the exciting new season.”] DADGUMIT! Our favorite horrible fake reality TV show, Discovery Channel’s Alaskan Bush People, will be […]