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Drama

Getting Lost: "The Constant" Review

Posted by Mike and johnnysweeptheleg Constants? Variables?! Note to the makers of Lost: We had finally managed to remove the final vestiges of high-school math and science from our heads. Seriously, ROYGBIV and SOHCAHTOA were merely gibberish to us. Then you go and send Desmond on a quest to make sure his parents kiss at the Enchantment Under the Sea dance — or something like that (our memory doesn’t function well when we’re upset). But … the phone conversation between Desmond and Penny was a nice save, so you’re forgiven. Just don’t let it happen again. On with the recap. […]

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Getting Lost: “The Constant” Preview

In last week’s episode, “Eggtown,” we got more questions than answers. Will the same hold true this week in “The Constant”? We’re going to go out on a limb and say, “Um, yeah, probably.” The previews seem to indicate that the episode will focus on issues dealing with space and time, and their effects on the inhabitants of the island — thus pitting our love of Lost directly against our hatred of science. Which will win out? And who the hell is Minkowski? I have a feeling that, by tomorrow morning, we’ll have answers to both. Here are the unanswered […]

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Reality TV

ANTM Gets Going, New York Style

by WindUpDoll America’s Next Top Model is shaking things up by bringing everyone to New York City. Kim insists that she’s not dumb, and she feels really special. The girls meet at a cafe and get a note from a messenger with directions to the Top Model house. There’s a lot of screeching. There’s a lot of inspirational sayings on the walls and the floor. For some reason this cycle, Tyra has decided to give the girls one big room with bunk beds and then another room with a gigantic bed to be shared. Well played, Tyra — there hasn’t […]

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The Beginning Of The End On Project Runway

by WindUpDoll We get Heidi ‘introducing’ the Fashion Week challenge. Tim comes out on the runway and tells them that he will be checking in on the contestants. They’re going to have a toast before heading off to the Fashion Week. Christian is 21 and going to Fashion Week. That’s FIERCE! Tim first visits Christian. He lives in New York, so Tim doesn’t have far to go. Tim, for some weird reason, drives. If Saturn wasn’t sponsoring the show, you know he’d be taking the subway. We get to see his apartment, which is New York cozy, and pictures of […]

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Reality TV

American Idol Girls Bring The Farrah On Their 70s Night

by WindUpDoll Ok, this season of American Idol is finally getting juicy. VoteForTheWorst.com is reporting, not confirming, mind you, but reporting that apparently David Hernandez used to be a gay stripper. Not that that fact should disqualify him from becoming American Idol, but it’s finally some dirt on this squeaky-clean season. Oh, and Robbie’s ‘hair,’ well, TMZ says he was wigging it last night. Thank you, Internet, for bringing us the dirt. Carly is up first this week, and although she owns her own tattoo shop, she also works at an Irish Bar. Way to fight that stereotype, Carly. She’s […]

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Comedy

10 Items Or Less: Illegal Alien

Posted by Ryan Leslie is taking very creepy photos of G&G employees for a promotional calendar. This year, they’re American historical figures. Todd is Paul Revere, the first American sex symbol. Sex sells. Sex sells food. Sex sells liverwurst and ant killer. Leslie gives Todd $300 to take his shirt off. Ingrid and Amy are arguing about who gets to be Betsy Ross. Ingrid wins out, and Amy is stuck with the oversized frumpy Martha Washington outfit. The right woman won because Ingrid is a smoking hot Betsy Ross. Todd invites Ingrid into the freezer to, you know, have sex. […]

Drama

Jericho Nuke Notes: Jennings & Rall

Posted by Ryan Jericho, Season 2, Episode 3 “Jennings & Rall” When Jake discovers that the government official who is supposed to protect them is actually withholding a vaccine for the Hudson River virus, he and the Rangers take their survival into their own hands. We learn that Ravenwood is a subsidiary of Jennings & Rall. It’s like their own private army. Jake was once an employee of Jennings & Rall, back when he was driving supply trucks in Iraq. Jake’s convoy came under attack, and they returned fire and some civilians were killed. But there was no investigation or […]

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One Tree Hill: The Slippery Slope Continues 8

Posted by: haro1d Last night’s recap is quick and easy: While Lucas, Nathan and Skills tried to helm a victory for the Ravens, the ladies — Peyton, Brooke, Haley, Mia and Lindsey — managed to get stuck in the school library. There, things turned part John Hughes movie, part ’70s sitcom, as Mia tried to get background on everyone in the room, and Peyton and Lindsey tore each other apart and put each other back together again. Oh, and Nathan was on the brink of telling his wife about the Nanny’s inappropriate conduct, but Carrie stepped in at that moment […]

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Soap Operas

Gladiator "Days"

Posted by RabbitEars Fans of either, or both, American Gladiators and Days of Our Lives should get a nice treat on March 14 (at 1pm in most markets; check local listings) when Gladiator “Titan” (Mike O’Hearn) guest stars on the venerable daytime drama. In the episode, Chelsea Brady is getting wasted at a local watering hole, mourning the recent tragedies of the Brady family. Even her grandmother Kate can’t get her to stop! In steps the “strapping” bartender (O’Hearn), who offers Chelsea some coffee to sober up (which would only work in a soap opera), but she refuses him and […]