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The Bachelor finale – did he pick the right woman?

In The Bachelor finale, Chris Soules,  who is “falling in love with two people,” brings the finalists home to his farm in Iowa to meet his small-town farmer family. Whitney kicks off the hometown dates and gets just about as friendly as any one person should. Whatever, at least her speech was cute at the dinner table. She begins to talk about her love for Chris and chokes up, expressing her gratitude for the experience and she said, “I want you to know how much I love your son … And I really appreciate being here.” While Whitney finds herself […]

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Recap: The Bachelor Women Tell All features cat fights and dolphin laughs

Oh, The Bachelor Women Tell All episode  – my favorite episode of the season. It’s about to be a girl fight. Poor Chris Harrison. I have never seen a cattier group of women on this show, and I can’t even imagine trying to manage all the crazy business going on there. I guess my mom was right: some people never grow up after high school. Britt and Carly waste no time and begin to duke it out. Britt confronts Carly and the cat fight officially begins. In no time, several of the girls’ claws come out to attack Britt’s “authenticity,” as Jade […]

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The Bachelor fantasy suite recap: Getting steamy in Bali

The Bachelor takes Bali, and the weather isn’t the only thing that gets a little steamy – effecting both the quality of hairstyles and the off-camera time as Bachelor Chris Soules hands out keys to the fantasy suite to his three final ladies (bow chicka wowow). It was an emotional episode for the farm boy, as he bid one of the women he was falling for goodbye. Kaitlyn: Kicking off the Bali dates, Kaitlyn and Chris spend a day exploring a market place and village. Following suit of the entire season, the date was not complete without a weird spiritual […]

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Recaps of The Bachelor two-part special, Chris goes on hometown dates

This week featured three episodes of The Bachelor beginning with a “Chris Tells All,” which would have been more appropriately titled “Chris, Kelsey and Andi Tell All” on Sunday night, followed by the girls visiting Chris Soules’ hometown of Iowa, and Monday night’s episode that found Chris visiting four of the girls’ hometowns. Here we break it down for you … >>Chris Tells All (Sunday, Feb. 15, 2015) “Am I really that controversial?” Yes, Kelsey. You are. Chris Harrison wastes no time with the psycho and actually comes out and asks her if she thinks she is better than all […]

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The Bachelor episode 6 recap: Killing two psychos with one rose

The Bachelor episode 6 beings with Kelsey — a.k.a the black widow — laying on the floor having a “panic attack” …  yeah, right. She gasps for air and asks for Chris. The stunt manages to keep her around for yet another week, and it manages to annoy everyone watching the show. I’m officially anti-Kelsey. Following the drama of the ceremony, the group of lovers travel to dream-destination South Dakota (eew), where Becca is the lucky recipient of the first one-on-one date. Becca and Chris ride horses and shoot guns – a perfect date for farmer Chris. The two take […]

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Recap: The Bachelor Episode 5 – New Mexico brings out the crazy

This week’s recap of The Bachelor Episode 5 finds Chris Soules, a.k.a. Prince Farming, taking the 11 remaining ladies to New Mexico. Meagan, the “smartest” of the bunch was really excited to relocate because she has “never been out of the country,” and wants to see what kind of hats New Mexican people wear. Oh, Meagan. Anyway, the band of sister girlfriends and their man travel to Santa Fe, dubbed the “perfect place to fall in love,” (along with every other Bachelor destination ever) in the hopes of building greater connections and strengthening relationships … blah, blah, blah. The real […]

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The Bachelor: Episode 4 recap: Bachelor virgins are revealed

“Full moon, full craziness,” serves as the most accurate statement ever made about Episode 4 of The Bachelor, which could have been easily titled “The Bachelor Virgins Episode.” Things got pretty wild this week with Prince Farming (Chris Soules) and his group of potential wives. The first date card calls for the girls to “do what feels natural,” and six lucky ladies are called to meet Chris on his outdoorsy date. The girls meet Chris at a lake, or as Kelsey, the whiner, calls it, “a mucky pond,” where some of the daring few opt to jump around topless. So […]

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The Bachelor: Episode 3 recap: Jimmy Kimmel takes over, makeout sessions mounting

Jimmy Kimmel takes over Episode 3 of The Bachelor (original airdate Jan. 19), and he absolutely rocks it. Thank you Jimmy Kimmel, thank you. The episode begins with Jimmy waking up Prince Farming (Chris Soules) and surprising the Bachelor with a cup of coffee … how nice. Jimmy then goes to the house of the “sister wives” and declares that the only way to pick who is right for Chris is for him to “[make] love to each one of you.” Jimmy also creates a new house rule: Every time the word “amazing” is said (and believe me, it’s a […]

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The Bachelor Episode 2 recap: Kimberly returns (and gets the boot again)

Settling unfinished business, Kimberly, an episode one reject, barges back in to the nearly finished rose ceremony to plead her case for a second chance at love. Chris, the nice farm-boy that he is, decides to give the New York City yoga instructor another shot. With another lady in the ring, the fight for Chris’ affection includes 23 women, all living next door to their potential husband. Episode two of The Bachelor could get weird. And it did. Jade, Ashley I, Tandra, Mackenzie, Kimberly, and Tara go off on a country group date, and they race to the finish line on […]

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Recap: The Bachelor premiere: Wait, 30 Girls?

Thirty women – an all-time high – competed for the first impression rose in the new season of The Bachelor on ABC. The 33-year-old Chris Soules, the handsome successful “Prince Farming,” introduced himself to last season’s Bachelorette Andi Dorfman, and female fans fell hard for the soft-spoken man with a heart of gold. This dreamboat farmer and wealthy businessman from Iowa is looking to fall in love and bring his wife back home. Chris says he truly believes he can find the right woman who will love him and share a life with him in his small Iowa town of […]