Mega Grand Supreme! Toddlers and Tiaras will return to TLC

Toddlers and Tiaras TLC Courtesy of TLC

Toddlers and Tiaras — a.k.a. the show that brought us Honey Boo Boo, child — is coming back to TLC next month. In an all-new, 13-episode season, the reality train wreck about tots in cupcake dresses and more makeup than I wear in a year and their fame-seeking mothers will introduce audiences to more pampered princess-wannabes and show how the pageant circuit has evolved in recent years.

If you’re wondering what exactly that might entail, the press release reveals that the spray tans and teeth-perfecting flippers of yore have given way to  “luxurious beauty treatments and private jets” plus “relaxation exercises and acting classes” and also professional coaches that set parents back thousands of dollars.

Because majoring in Pageant in college … OK, it’s not a thing yet. But anything for the Mega Ultimate Grand Supreme trophy, people. And yes, that is a thing.

This season, Toddlers and Tiaras spotlights the efforts of  “coaches, frenemies and rivals” Cambrie Littlefield of “Cambrie’s Court” and Miss Jaimie of the “Sassy Supremes.”

Cambrie won her first pageant at age 2 and her intense training methods command major dollars. Jaimie has competed in pageants since birth and “does whatever it takes to make her girls shine on stage — even using a portable spray tan machine to get her girls to ‘get brown and get a crown.’”

Yes, I know. But that’s why we watch it.

And the child abuse comments start … now!

Toddlers and Tiaras returns to TLC on Wednesday, August 24 at 9/8c.


  1. Nikki williams boyfriend just got locked up for having date rape drugs and selling drugs and there allowing him around little kids. does this show not do background checks no wonder most of the coaches and there boyfriends dont have kids they are taking date rape drugs and smoking crack

  2. I’m so glad it’s back my granddaughter and I loved to watch show. It’s entertaining and fun. I’m done with 600lbs. People and hook up marathon people who don’t know each other. Yea for todllers & tiara.

  3. Flipping through the channels and ran across Toddlers and Tiars – I can’t believe how stupid these mothers are! They treat their kids like crap, fill them full of sugar and RED BULL? And all that in about 10 minutes! how is this still on the air?

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