The 73rd annual Golden Globes are awarded by the Hollywood Foreign Press Association from the Beverly Hilton, with NBC airing the broadcast live at 8 PM ET/5 PM PT. Enfant terrible, Ricky Gervais, is hosting the raucous, and bleep-filled ceremony after a three year break from hosting the event.
Gervais took the stage — beer in hand — telling the crowd to shut up. “You disgusting, pill-popping deviant scum. I want to do this monologue and then go into hiding,” he said. “Not even Sean Penn will find me. [pause] Snitch.” Ouch, and it was game on.
“Relax,” he told the crowd. “I’m going to try and be nice.” He didn’t try too hard. Poor Mel Gibson.
Gervais credited NBC for being the perfect network to host the Globes, for it was the only network that was truly fair and impartial — well, it was the only network with zero nominations. “They don’t care!”
“I’ve changed,” Gervais tried to assure. “Not as much as Bruce Jenner.” He praised Kaitlyn Jenner for being a champion for the transgender community but remarked she didn’t do a “a lot for woman drivers.”
Now Gervais said he promised the president of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association that he was going to be nice, because otherwise the president was going to come out and personally pull him off the stage. An offer he couldn’t refuse … “an old man pulling me off.” (Thanks for that ugly visual).
It was excellent that Spotlight was nominated, Gervais stated, a film that called attention to sexual abuse in the Catholic Church. “Roman Polaski called it the best date movie ever.”
He gave a shout out to Jennifer Lawrence for demanding equal pay for women in Hollywood, and joked that their were civilian marches on the streets over how the hell a 25 year-old would only make $52 million. In reality, he said “I’m getting paid exactly the same as Tina and Amy did last time, I know there were two of them … it’s funny because it’s true.”
Gervais concluded his monologue by telling the audience: “Listen if you do win tonight, no one cares as much about that award as you do. Don’t get emotional that’s embarrassing. That award is worthless.”
Channel Guide Magazine is updating the winners as they’re announced.
Latest:
Best Motion Picture, Drama
Winner: The Revenant
Carol
Mad Max: Fury Road
Room
Spotlight
Best Actor in a Motion Picture, Drama
Winner: Leonardo DiCaprio, The Revenant
Bryan Cranston, Trumbo
Michael Fassbender, Steve Jobs
Eddie Redmayne, The Danish Girl
Will Smith, Concussion
Best Actress in a Motion Picture, Drama
Winner: Brie Larson, Room
Cate Blanchett, Carol
Rooney Mara, Carol
Saoirse Ronan, Brooklyn
Alicia Vikander, The Danish Girl
Best Motion Picture, Comedy
Winner: The Martian
The Big Short
Joy
Spy
Trainwreck
Best Actress in a Motion Picture, Comedy
Winner: Jennifer Lawrence, Joy
Melissa McCarthy, Spy
Amy Schumer, Trainwreck
Maggie Smith, The Lady in the Van
Lily Tomlin, Grandma
Best Actress in a TV Series, Drama
Winner: Taraji P. Henson, Empire
Caitriona Balfe, Outlander
Viola Davis, How to Get Away With Murder
Eva Green, Penny Dreadful
Robin Wright, House of Cards
Best Director, Motion Picture
Winner: Alejandro Inarritu, The Revenant
Todd Haynes, Carol
Tom McCarthy, Spotlight
George Miller, Mad Max: Fury Road
Ridley Scott, The Martian
Best TV Series, Drama
Winner: Mr. Robot
Empire
Game of Thrones
Narcos
Outlander
Best Original Song
Winner: “Writing’s on the Wall,” Spectre
“Love Me Like You Do,” 50 Shades of Grey
“One Kind of Love,” Love & Mercy
“See You Again,” Furious 7
“Simple Song No. 3,” Youth
Best Actress in a Limited Series or TV Movie
Winner: Lady Gaga, American Horror Story: Hotel
Kirsten Dunst, Fargo
Sarah Hay, Flesh & Bone
Felicity Huffman, American Crime
Queen Latifah, Bessie
Best Motion Picture, Foreign Language
Winner: Son of Saul
The Brand New Testament
The Club
The Fencer
Mustang
Best Actor in a TV Series, Comedy
Winner: Gael Garcia Bernal, Mozart in the Jungle
Aziz Ansari, Master of None
Rob Lowe, The Grinder
Patrick Stewart, Blunt Talk
Jeffrey Tambor, Transparent
Best Screenplay, Motion Picture
Winner: Aaron Sorkin, Steve Jobs
Emma Donoghue, Room
Tom McCarthy, Josh Singer, Spotlight
Charles Randolph, Adam McKay, The Big Short
Quentin Tarantino, The Hateful Eight
Best Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture
Winner: Sylvester Stallone, Creed
Paul Dano, Love & Mercy
Idris Elba, Beasts of No Nation
Mark Rylance, Bridge of Spies
Michael Shannon, 99 Homes
Best Animated Feature Film
Winner: Inside Out
Anomalisa
The Good Dinosaur
The Peanuts Movie
Shaun the Sheep Movie
Best Actor in a Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy
Winner: Matt Damon, The Martian
Christian Bale, The Big Short
Steve Carell, The Big Short
Al Pacino, Danny Collins
Mark Ruffalo, Infinitely Polar Bear
Best Performance by an Actor In A Television Series – Drama
Winner: Jon Hamm, Mad Men
Bob Odenkirk, Better Call Saul
Rami Malek, Mr. Robot
Wagner Moura, Narcos
Liev Schreiber, Ray Donovan
Best Original Score
Winner: Ennio Morricone, The Hateful Eight
Carter Burwell, Carol
Alexandre Desplat, The Danish Girl
Daniel Pemberton, Steve Jobs
Ryuichi Sakamoto and Alva Noto, The Revenant
Best Supporting Actor in a Series, Limited Series or TV Movie
Winner: Christian Slater, Mr. Robot
Alan Cumming, The Good Wife
Damian Lewis, Wolf Hall
Ben Mendelsohn, Bloodline
Tobias Menzies, Outlander
Best Actor in a Limited Series or TV Movie
Winner: Oscar Isaac, Show Me a Hero
Idris Elba, Luther
David Oyelowo, Nightingale
Mark Rylance, Wolf Hall
Patrick Wilson, Fargo
Best TV Movie or Limited Series
Winner: Wolf Hall
American Crime
American Horror Story: Hotel
Fargo
Flesh and Bone
Best TV Series, Comedy
Winner: Mozart in the Jungle
Casual
Orange Is the New Black
Silicon Valley
Transparent
Veep
Best Actress in a TV Series, Comedy or Musical
Winner: Rachel Bloom, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Jamie Lee Curtis, Scream Queens
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Veep
Gina Rodriguez, Jane the Virgin
Lily Tomlin, Grace & Frankie
Best Supporting Actress in a Series, Limited Series or TV Movie
Winner: Maura Tierney, The Affair
Uzo Aduba, Orange Is the New Black
Joanne Froggatt, Downton Abbey
Regina King, American Crime
Judith Light, Transparent
Best Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture
Winner: Kate Winslet, Steve Jobs
Jane Fonda, Youth
Jennifer Jason Leigh, The Hateful Eight
Helen Mirren, Trumbo
Alicia Vikander, Ex Machina
