Discovery Channel Alaskan Bush People recap: SHARK WEEK! edition

Alaskan Bush People Jaws

Do the Alaskan Bush People get paid? We asked! Read our interview with the Brown family.

Alaskan Bush People Shark Week

On the July 10 episode of Discovery Channel’s Alaskan Bush People, the Browns … Hey! Wait a sec! Where the hell is Alaskan Bush People? Oh, that’s right — Shark Week. Stupid Shark Week, making me go a whole dadgum week without a new ABP.

But do not fret, friends. I’ve been busier than ever procrastinating and ignoring my other deadlines to bring you guys a special SHARK WEEK! photo edition of the ABP recap.

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Alaskan Bush People Jaws
“Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark’s in the water. Our shark.”
Alaskan Bush People Ami Land Shark
Candygram! The Land Shark may strike at anytime, anyplace.
Alaskan Bush People Left Shark
The Left Shark learned all of his sweet dancin’ moves from Matt
Alaskan Bush People bath
Bathing in the creek has its disadvantages, which is why Noah built a bush shower using a plastic storage tub
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the bush hot tub with your younger sister ...
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the bush hot tub with your younger sister …
Alaskan Bush People Sharknado
The weather in Southeast Alaska is unpredictable.

Alaskan Bush People Skiff Jaws

17 Comments

  1. Honesty! Millions of dishonest people within the states file false information and steal daily from the government in receiving assistance for food stamps, housing, etc! The Browns claim(s) are revealed only because of their popular TV Show. Somebody is always hating on someone else who finally gets a decent break in life that they don’t have it! How many Reality Shows are “For Real”? Please!! At least I can watch this show without the need of the Ratings pushing “Nasty Trash Mouths” talking about their sex drives or the lack of! At least this show is about a family striving to work together and NOT trashing other people to elevate themselves! I am positive that we all have ugliness that would be revealed, if the cameras stayed on our lives 24/7! Give the Browns a break! My family will keep watching!!

  2. I think all of the people slamming on the brown family just need to stop and think about how perfect their lives are!

  3. lol “I am the skiff. You don’t need a bigger boat.” True that. They all fit on the skiff, didn’t they? 🙂

  4. So what will be the Lorcans fate.
    If it’s taking on so much water how can they just leave it at the dock with a for barter sign on it. From what I saw in the last episode they all just went about there business with the oil drums and left it there to sink.

  5. So what will be the Lorcans fate.
    If it’s taking on so much water how can they just leave it at the dock with a for barter sign on it. From what I saw in the last episode the they all just went went about there business with the oil drums and left it there to sink.

  6. I like the browns, it’s a show about real people, and a family, I wish I had, god bless them , I wait for Fridays, when I can become a part of them for just a little while thank very much for a clean cut program

  7. Once again the Skiff is the star of the show.The gullibility of the public makes me despair for the future of our country. Oh, landshark, candygram- love it Ryan.Thanks for your creative efforts on our behalf.

  8. Extremely awesome job on the sharks Ryan.
    Don’t know why your not getting more responses my son can’t stop laughing.

  9. Wonderful show. The really know how to raise a family and adapt to their surrondings. Very well adjusted family all with very unique personalities that keep you wanting to see more of them, their lifestyle and what they endure individually and as a family to survive!

  10. i really love this show i was upset when it didnt come on this week.i also would love to go to brown town to meet the browns

  11. Terrible Friday…I was looking for my favor show Alaskan Bush People, and I found SHARKS…Very upset, I won’t watch that creature…..PLEASE FINISH and BRING BACK our FAVOR SHOW NEXT WEEK ! Love the BROWNS……God Bless!

  12. I am 58 years old I love this show the Browns… I hope that the boys get wife’s, and she gets her grand babys and Brown town takes hold and grows
    I hope one day to go visit brown town… I pray for their safty and would love one day to meet them all they have done a great job at raising their children..

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Devotee of Star Wars. Builder of LEGO. Observer of televised sports. Member of the Television Critics Association. Graduate of the University of Wisconsin. Connoisseur of beer. Consumer of cheese. Father of two. Husband of one. Scourge of the Alaskan Bush People. Font of Simpsons knowledge. Son of a Stonecutter.