Vote in the Strangest “My Strange Addiction” Tournament!

Which of these 32 odd addictions from TLC’s My Strange Addiction is the strangest? Vote now in the Strangest My Strange Addiction Tournament!

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It’s March Madness like you’ve never seen before. We’re addicted to TLC’s My Strange Addiction and have had long debates on which is weirder: Eating tires or eating glass? Drinking gasoline or drinking urine? Getting intimate with your car or with 50,000 balloons? Now we’re counting on you to settle the argument once and for all! Our selection committee took 67 addictions from the show’s Seasons 1-4 and narrowed the field down to 32 to compete in a seeded bracket-style Strangest My Strange Addiction Tournament to crown the strangest of the strange!

STRANGEST “MY STRANGE ADDICTION” TOURNAMENT

CHAMPION: 1 Urine Drinker

CHAMPIONSHIP
1 Urine Drinker vs. 1 Addicted to Coffee Enemas


FREAKY FOUR SEMIFINALS

Semifinal 1
WINNER: 1 Urine Drinker: Carrie drinks about 80 ounces of her own urine a day with the belief it has helped treat her cancer despite no medical proof
Vs.
1 Eats Couch Cushion: Adele has been eating couch cushions for 20 years

Semifinal 2
WINNER: 1 Addicted to Coffee Enemas: Trina and her husband Mike have done nearly 7,000 coffee enemas over the last two and a half years
Vs.
3 Eats Drywall: Nicole breaks apart walls to eat drywall, eats up to three square feet of drywall every week

ELITE 8 REGIONAL FINALS

TESLA REGION WINNER: 1 Urine Drinker Vs. 5 Drinks Gasoline

MICHELANGELO REGION WINNER: 1 Eats Couch Cushion Vs. 4 Dating My Car

HOWARD HUGHES REGION WINNER: 1 Coffee Enemas Vs. 3 Drinks Nail Polish

MICHAEL JACKSON REGION 1 Addicted to Bee Stings Vs. WINNER: 3 Eats Drywall

SECOND ROUND Click on addiction to view results.

NIKOLA TESLA REGION

WINNER: 1 Urine Drinker: Carrie drinks about 80 ounces of her own urine a day with the belief it has helped treat her cancer despite no medical proof 2 Shower Drain Hair Collector: Evan sneaks into bathrooms to collect shower drain hair

3 Eats Cleanser: Crystal has been eating household cleanser since she was twelve WINNER: 5 Drinks Gasoline: Shannon is addicted to gasoline, drinking about 15 teaspoons everyday

MICHELANGELO REGION

WINNER: 1 Eats Couch Cushion: Adele has been eating couch cushions for twenty years 2 Licks Cats: Lisa has been addicted to licking her cat and eating clumps of hair for three years

3 Eats Detergent: Tempestt eats detergent up to seven times a day WINNER: 4 Dating My Car: Nathaniel has been dating and getting intimate with his car for nearly five years

HOWARD HUGHES REGION

WINNER: 1 Addicted to Coffee Enemas: Trina and her husband Mike have done nearly 7,000 coffee enemas over the last two and a half years 2 In Love With Balloons: Julius has been sexually attracted to balloons for decades and keeps more than fifty thousand in his home at all times

WINNER: 3 Drinks Nail Polish: Bertha drinks up to five bottles of nail polish a day 4 Eats Deodorant: Nicole, 19, has been addicted to eating deodorant for two years, consuming 15 sticks per month.

MICHAEL JACKSON REGION

WINNER: 1 Addicted to Bee Stings: Margaret has stung herself over 50,000 times with bees 7 Eating Rocks: 44-year-old Teresa has been eating rocks for more than 20 years; eats 700 pounds of rocks every year

WINNER: 3 Eats Drywall: Nicole breaks apart walls to eat drywall, eats up to three square feet of drywall every week 5 Eats Tires: 19-year-old Allison has been eating tires for the past six years, consuming 14 pounds every month

FIRST ROUND First round voting closed. Click on the addiction view results.

NIKOLA TESLA REGION 1 Urine Drinker: Carrie drinks about 80 ounces of her own urine a day with the belief it has helped treat her cancer despite no medical proof DEFEATS 8 Extreme Hair: Asha hasn’t cut her 21-foot long hair for nearly 25 years and spends up to 6 hours a day grooming her ten-pound locks

2 Shower Drain Hair Collector: Evan sneaks into bathrooms to collect shower drain hair DEFEATS 7 Vapor Rub: Danielle has been addicted to vapor rub for more than 20 years, eating more than 30 jars, inhalers and patches every week

3 Eats Cleanser: Crystal has been eating household cleanser since she was twelve DEFEATS 6 Butt Injection Addict: Karmello has been getting black market butt injections for the last three years to increase the size of her butt

5 Drinks Gasoline: Shannon is addicted to gasoline, drinking about 15 teaspoons everyday DEFEATS 4 Wears Diapers: Riley chooses to live as an adult baby, sleeps in crib, drinks out of bottle, wears diapers

MICHELANGELO REGION

1 Eats Couch Cushion: Adele has been eating couch cushions for twenty years DEFEATS 8 Smelling Her Doll Head: Lacey has been carrying and smelling her doll head everywhere she goes

2 Licks Cats: Lisa has been addicted to licking her cat and eating clumps of hair for three years DEFEATS 7 Pottery & Ashes: Bianca eats pottery and ashes

3 Eats Detergent: Tempestt eats detergent up to seven times a day DEFEATS 6 Furry: Lauren can not go to a party or social event without wearing her fur suit

4 Dating My Car: Nathaniel has been dating and getting intimate with his car for nearly five years DEFEATS 5 Married to A Doll: A man treats his life-size doll like a wife

HOWARD HUGHES REGION

1 Addicted to Coffee Enemas: Trina and her husband Mike have done nearly 7,000 coffee enemas over the last two and a half years DEFEATS 8 Tape Eater: Andrea is addicted to eating adhesive tape

2 In Love With Balloons: Julius has been sexually attracted to balloons for decades and keeps more than fifty thousand in his home at all times DEFEATS 7 Eats Plastic: Kailyn eats 15 pieces of plastic everyday

3 Drinks Nail Polish: Bertha drinks up to five bottles of nail polish a day DEFEATS 6 Picking My Scabs: a woman spends hours a day picking scabs on her body

4 Eats Deodorant: Nicole, 19, has been addicted to eating deodorant for two years, consuming 15 sticks per month. DEFEATS 5 Blow Dryer: A woman refuses to sleep without her blow dryer on the bed

MICHAEL JACKSON REGION

1 Addicted to Bee Stings: Margaret has stung herself over 50,000 times with bees DEFEATS 8 Blood Drinker: Michelle, 29, has been addicted to drinking blood for 15 years; human and pig blood

7 Eating Rocks: 44-year-old Teresa has been eating rocks for more than 20 years; eats 700 pounds of rocks every year DEFEATS 2 Eats Toilet Paper: a woman is addicted to eating half a roll of toilet paper daily

3 Eats Drywall: Nicole breaks apart walls to eat drywall, eats up to three square feet of drywall every week DEFEATS 6 Addicted to Inflatables: For the last six years, 20-year-old Mark has been addicted to his 15 inflatable pool toys as he eats with them, sleeps with them and even bathes them

5 Eats Tires: 19-year-old Allison has been eating tires for the past six years, consuming 14 pounds every month DEFEATS 4 Eats Glass: Josh eats glass and lightbulbs and swallows bullets for attention

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