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I Want “Ted” – that cute little bear is so NOT kid friendly

November 18, 2012 Barb Oates Comedy, New to On Demand & DVD 48

Seth MacFarlane was writer, director, producer and voice star of 2012’s hit comedy Ted. This somewhat endearing, completely raunchy, live-action/CG-animated film is about a grown man whose childhood teddy bear Ted backpack clip toyis a live, talking, walking bear. Mark Wahlberg plays John Bennett, a 30-year-old man, who still hangs with his best buddy Ted (that’s his teddy bear). Ted’s foul-mouth and reckless ways have been a long distraction to John, and an increasing annoyance of John’s only-so-patient girlfriend, Lori Collins (Mila Kunis). As John struggles to figure out a way to navigate adulthood, it will take the unexpected help of his boyhood toy to make the leap from man-child to grown up. Ted debuts on On Demand Dec. 11.

We got a hold of some novelty mini Ted bears that talk, which we are willing to share with the first 12 people who post a comment below about the film. (We will follow up with you via email to get your mailing address, so please don’t include that in your post). Just like the movie, the mini Ted comes with an “R” warning —as this toy contains language not suitable for children.

20 Comments

  1. Hi All – Thanks for your comments. I wish I had more of these since so many of you want one. I only had 12 to give away and those are now claimed.I did see that you can pick these up at various sites online – Google “Ted teddy bear” and you’ll get a selection of sites that offer it. Enjoy the holidays!

  2. guily;who does not Love stuffed animals. Ted is cute and adorable ; totaly for adults and I want one……please santa. lets not forget marky mark and jockey underwear etc. etc. Happy Hoildays guys…… charlotte harden

  6. I GUESS I ENTERED THE BE 1 OF THE 1ST 12 ON YOUR MAGAZINE PG !@!!! CHECK IT OUT ! 1ST ONE THERE !AWWWWWWWWWW.GOTA HUGG DA BEAR~

  7. Ayee..I Know I’m Not in the Top 12 but I’d Still Love a MOTHAF@#$% TED TEDDY BEAR!!.. 🙂

  8. I would LOVE a TED Bear to match the TED poster hanging in my cubicle.The movie was great!

  9. I want Ted.PLEASE!

    An awesome movie that my sons and I can’t get enough of. The DVD is the number one thing on both their Christmas lists.

  14. All I want for Christmas is to chill with Ted on my couch! I will watch this movie so much this holiday season.

  18. I REALLY WANT TED!!! I really 2 give this to my husband for Christmas since this is our 1st Christmas as parents we are on a tight budget & therefore not doing anything for each other, so it would be awesome 2 give him Ted!!! Thanks!!!

  19. Ted was by far the best comedy I have seen in years, plus watching my boo MarkyMark was great even if he farted and shit man I still dig it!

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