By Tom Comi
After 10 years of searching for al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden by various agencies, many Americans had probably given up hope that he would ever be captured. But a lot can be determined by looking at a person’s TV-viewing habits, and the recently discovered DVR found at bin Laden’s compound in Pakistan suggests he knew the end was near.
Channel Guide Magazine was able to obtain the DVR through top-secret sources*, and it turns out that the world’s most wanted man was quite the fan of American television. Here are some of the shows that he had planned on watching before his long-overdue death Sunday night.
American Restoration, History
American Justice, Lifetime
America’s Most Wanted, FOX
The Biggest Loser, NBC
Body of Proof, ABC
Breaking In, FOX
Burn Notice, USA Network
Chuck, NBC
Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior, CBS
Deadliest Catch, Discovery Channel
Dexter, Showtime
Entourage, HBO
House Hunters International, HGTV
I’m Alive, Animal Planet
Justified, FX
Law & Order, NBC
Manhunters, A&E
Milwaukee Bucks vs. Cleveland Cavaliers Pregame (from March 6, 2004), FSN North
The Killing, AMC
Navy SEALs, Discovery Channel
Rescue Me, FX
Rules of Engagement, CBS
The Situation Room, CNN
Special Ops Mission, Military Channel
Top Shot, History
24, FOX
Wipeout, ABC
Tom Comi is a seriously twisted individual for having written this. He also forgot to include “Mad Men” on his list. But I forgive him.