A viewer’s guide to non-wedding programming

For those of you who will for one reason or another be up at 4 am ET tomorrow with no desire whatsoever to watch the Royal wedding, we here at Channel Guide Magazine have you covered. For every network that is covering the over-hyped vows, there are countless others that are offering a potpourri of programming choices.

With that in mind, here is what we are officially deeming our “Un-Royal Best Bets,” which is subjective at best when you consider that all of these shows are airing just after midnight on the West Coast and shortly before sunrise on the East Coast.

Animal Planet: Lost Tapes

Biography Channel: The Onassis Diaries

Disney Channel: Little Einsteins

Food Network: Rescue Chef

Hallmark Channel: The Golden Girls

National Geographic Channel: Factory Floor With Marshall Brain

Nickelodeon: George Lopez

QVC: Susan Graver Style

SoapNet: All My Children

Speed: Two Guys Garage

TNT: NUMB3RS

truTV: The Investigators

TV Land: The Nanny

USA Network: Law & Order: Special Victims Unit