OMG! The CW’s AOK 4 2009/10!

Rest easy, CW fans — virtually all of your favorite shows from the network that brings you more teens knockin’ boots and complicating their lives unnecessarily than any other are returning for the 2009-10 season, including the following:

“Gossip Girl”

“One Tree Hill”


“America’s Next Top Model” (The short edition — all models will be below 5’7″!)



If you’re looking forward to more of “Privileged,” “The Reaper” or “The Game,” I don’t have any news in that department yet. But for now … remember way back when all of this was taking place on The WB, and all of these kids still sorta looked like they actually could have been in high school?

XOXO … never mind.