Sickened …

According to LA Sheriff’s department spokesman Steve Whitmore, Paris Hilton was released from jail for medical issues.

“After extensive consultation with medical personnel including doctors here at CRDF, it was determined that Paris Hilton would be reassigned to our community-based alternative to custody electronic monitoring program. She has been fitted with an ankle bracelet. And she has been sent home. And she will be confined to her home for the next 40 days. Because she has agreed to this through her attorney, her sentence is now back up to 45 days. She has served already five days, so that’s 40 days.”

Medical issues?! Oh, spare me. Since when are “I’m cold” and “My pillow is too flat” considered medical issues? As for the whole “confined to her home” stipulation, I give Paris two days before she’s dragging one of her pets around Kitson.

3 Comments

  1. This is an outrage! Put her in solitary confinment. And then tape it for her next reality show.

  2. Uhm, isn’t that a common reaction to going to jail? I mean, that’s why it’s jail. You don’t look forward to it. You don’t like it. You don’t pass go. You don’t collect $200. It isn’t fun. THAT’S WHY IT’S JAIL! Isn’t it supposed to be a punishment?

    Ok, this whole thing angers johnnysweeptheleg because this is a girl who always gets off the hook. And the one time where she finally has to pay the piper … what happens? She gets the easy way out again.

    You know this was in the works before she even went in.

  3. I just read that her psychologist got her out by saying her illness was mental, not physical and that she was close to a nervous breakdown. Nothing that a few drinks can’t handle.

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