Big Brother 10: 8/14 Show Recap

Posted by johnnysweeptheleg

Wow, so how dull was last night’s show? I can’t do a straight up (not a Paula Abdul reference) recap of the show. It would put you to sleep. Only thing I can think of is to recap as though two valley girls from 1983 were talking to each other about the show. So I’ll let Suzy and Jamie give you the recap.

S: Ok, so the house was dealing with, like, the aftermath of the Judas comment.

J: I dunno. I’m all confused now. Dan looks nothing like the guy from Judas Priest. Why does Jerry keep comparing Dan to him? It’s dumb.

S: Oh-I-know! And speaking of dumb, what’s up with April? April’s, like, the rainiest month, right? Do you think that’s why her mom named her after it? Cuz she’s a total drip. Did you hear her tell Ollie Keesha has it out for her because she’s better looking than Keesha?

J: Wuh? Gag me with a spoon, Suzy. That girl is guh-rody! But that Judas Priest guy formed an alliance with Memphis.

S: Renegades. Yeah. I liked how everyone thought he was going to be the swing vote.

J: But he wasn’t, right? Wasn’t the vote ubiquitous … or whatever that big word is for everyone voting the same way.

S: No, no, not ubiquitous. Unilateral.

J: Oh. Right. So Libra’s the first person on the jury, right?

S: Totally. And the HOH competition that followed completely hurt her alliance. What was the theme again?

J: Suzy, you need to take notes. Like me. It was something about Taxi Cab Confessions.

S: Oh yeah. They had to guess who gave a quote in the Diary Room, right?

J: Did you see Renny give April Showers the boot right away? Girl fight!

S: Rar!

J: Judas Priest kicked out The Colonel then.

S: But Ollie, Memphis, and Dan all guessed wrong and got themselves eliminated, right?

J: Yeah, how sucky is it that Renny is the new HOH? Doesn’t she kinda look like The Joker from Batman?

S: Totally!